Maybe it is that fragrant blast of Yardley with subtle nuts and honey overtones when you pass her on the Lifestyle elevator. But hey, that would be a risky assumption if your perception is based solely on nasal senses only. The sense of touch and sight should be employed nowadays. Especially with the advent of a metro-sexual man. It is crazy how a dude’s bedroom can have all sorts of toiletries that can make Miss Kenya’s products pale in comparison! Unfortunate.
As a person brought around many feminine creatures, I can’t, in emphasis, proclaim my prowess in women matters. Every single notion I grew up with about these feisty creatures has been thwarted to disproportionate twaddle. The loud tomboy with an aggressive nature is nowadays so sweet and caring, cooing even, the sort of thing that makes you wonder what the eff really happened?
Taking a sip of my favorite and watching her cavorting on the dance floor made me realize that she was more to that perfect figure. What women have in bales is pure and honest common sense. It is there naturally. They arrive with these genes fully formed and purring purr-fectly. Their intuition is always top-notch. They always seem to know what is wrong around them. As for us, we have to burn our fingers to know that fire is indeed dangerous. Ladies can’t do that mistake. Unless their reason is to protect their French manicures!
The current man is evolving into a sissy for sure. No reference to homo, bro. not that they innocent anyway. Where are the days when men used to be men? When a man would not compete with his girlfriend to smell like lavender? Where are those days when necessity was the mother of all inventions?
Yes, inventions. The greatest of things on earth were invented by man. Electricity, cars, the atomic bomb. Actuarial Science or Home Science. Remote control, dildos even. Everything. The need to win a woman’s heart drove men to portray incredible capabilities. Picture this:
Lady Ford: Hi dear, can’t see you morrow coz me crib is 30 kms away and by the time you reach here you’dda be tired to do a thang.
And so, Henry Ford, with chutzpah to meet his love daily, invents a car. Voila! Just like that. Yaani, ladies are those creatures that drive men to their full potential which otherwise would have been wasted.
Guys, you are surrounded by the type that are evolving to dangerous levels of unlike dimensions. They are ladies trapped in men bodies…or vice-versa. It is a pity, so to say. Feminine creatures should have no balls.
Period. Let us bravely and roughly rip off the ugly veneer that traps our brothers in an abyss preventable click here for more
So that the next time that blast of Yardley hits your olfactory cells, you can comfortably turn around and ooze a generous smile of acknowledgement with no fear of encountering the wrong kind of creature. But am afraid the moisturizer is no longer an exclusively femme preserve.
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