Caroline MUTOKO: A Rant's Worst Nightmare

There has been a spirited frenzy in our social pages all against the Radio Queen; and an equally defensive streak of spew.

Caroline Mutoko apparently stepped on wrong toes - too many times - and toes wouldn't take it in further.

So they erupted in furore, and formed pages, and criticized, and wrote bad things about her.

They put fotos, then raved and ranted unprintable adjectives purporting to describe her attitude.

Naysayers and idlers have never had a field event than the elevated platform, and this brought more bile, and caused other bad things.

And Carol responded, and called em haters, and other said losers.

This is one of the brilliant criticizer i have read, from Kenyalist.com, who didn't employ expletives to put a point across.

Dear Caroline Mutoko: My Beef With Kenchic Ceo
I just want to use my own listing (not your wall) to vent out on Kenchic CEO about some things

1) In the 80s Kenchic chillie sauce used to be genuine Peptang, undiluted. Siku hizi they just mix chillie powder and maji in a bottle of mineral water. They just pierce a musumari on the top and as guys are supposed to buy that? CarolineMutoko dear honey, I want to let you know that I think a lot about you when I have to shake that chupa of settled chillie sauce just to 'get it done'. However if you can holla at that Kenchic boss to give out an order to all the

2) Kenchic has a FB page but I will not use it. They are the ones I have beef with, how will they take criticism seriously. I dont take criticism lightly. You dont. Remember the plagiarism thing the other day? You literally told us you dont give a foyk??? I got an instant boner that time.

3) The chickens have been becoming smaller through the years. When outing on sunday I used to stand outside Kenchic windows to see Kukuz zungukaring. Uuuuuuuuuuuuup Doooooooown. Its a wonderful site. I go from Kenchic to Kenchic comparing on the window. (somewhat like what eastlandoz do with phone shops). Now caroline you say you dont like to see small things being posted on your wall? I also dont!!!! When I was a Kid one row of Kuku on the Window used to have 4 big chicken.....now there is 7 small chicken. Smaaaaaaaaall small things.

4) Who came up with the idea that forks can be replaced with toothpicks? I miss the days you could take a fork and just finyilia kitu 7 pieces of chipo and swallow yote. Chew for 5 minutes as you weigh the asses that walk into Kenchic. Kenchic never used to have skinny chics. Skinny chics used to go to Maggies and some cake shop near the Dolce Club in the 80s.

Id go crazy if you sort me out with this Kenchic CEO problem of mine but anyway if you beech around I will still get a boner. I like it when ladies play hard to niiiiiiniiiiiii.