Similarities between Ladies and Weekends by James Kabs

The weekend is just a few hours away. Everyone has had their week. I know of some who’d rather die than relive the past week and others would give it all just to go through it again. There are some like me who lie in the middle like one Kalonzo Musyoka. Whichever group you belong too, it is a must that you go through this coming weekend unless your time is up in this world and the Big Boss up there is beckoning and we can comfortably mouth a bon voyage.

                                        

Like one Bobby Mapesa said, ladies come in all shapes and sizes and so do weekends. If you will indulge me, there are those weekends  plan for a long time. The problem is, when that time comes, it is far from expectation. You are left with a bad taste in your mouth not to mention all the time you spent planning for it. Sounds like a lady who disappointed you big time in the past?

There are those who you expect less from them and once you spend time with them, they either disappoint nor mesmerize you.

                                          

The best of them happens to be worth the wait. If the time spent with them was a movie, you would hit the rewind button so many times that a new remote control would come in handy. They are the weekends that you hit the climax and left in need for more.

Another type of weekend is which instead of  hearing a popping sound, all that goes through your ears is a swish sound. You try to be through with it as quick as you humanly can but they turn out to be the longest weekends ever.  They are the weekends that makes one say strange things like, “Thank God it’s Monday.” If it so happens that you've hit several weekends of that nature in a row, you might lose hope of ever finding a good weekend (it is acceptable to read that as good girls). 

There are those type you simply brush aside and forget you ever lived through such weekends. The good thing about them is that they come to a quick end before you realize they are over. One simply moves on with their lives.

                                                  

Lastly, there are those that would make a grown up man cry. They come, fulfill every fantasy that you’ve never had and live in the middle of the night without saying goodbye. They are the weekends that you hit from all angles and you still get to the climax. They sometimes lead atheists to turn into believers and promise the One funny things if only the climax can hold for a while longer but thanks to His sense of humor, these weekends turn out to be short lived. You wake on a Monday with a broken heart and wish a terrible wish for all days  be weekends.

Anyhow buddies, whichever weekend yours turns out to be, just get the best out of it. Come on Monday, we will all have one kind of a hangover or the other. All the same, enjoy your weekend pals.